Humor

The UNIX Hierarchy

NAME            DESCRIPTION AND FEATURES
----            ------------------------

wizard          - writes device drivers with `cat >'
                - fixes bugs by patching the binaries
                - can answer any question before you ask
                - writes his own troff macro packages
                - is on first-name basis with Dennis, Bill, and Ken

for your amusement, I have included the aother categories below:

beginner        - insecure with the concept of a terminal
                - has yet to learn the basics of vi
                - has not figured out how to get a directory
                - still has trouble with typing 
                  after each line of input

novice          - knows tha `ls' will produce a directory
                - uses the editor, but calls it `vye'
                - has heard of `C' but never used it
                - has had his first bad experience with rm
                - is wondering how to read his mail
                - is wondering why the person next to him
                  seems to like Unix so very much.

user            - uses vi and nroff, but inexpertly
                - has heard of regular-expr.s but never seen one.
                - has figured out that `-' precedes options
                - has attempted to write a C program and has
                  decided to stick with pascal
                - is wondering how to move a directory
                - thinks that dbx is a brand of stereo component
                - knows how to read his mail and is wondering
                  how to read the news

knowlegable     - uses nroff with no trouble, and is beginning
user              to learn tbl and eqn
                - uses grep to search for fixed strings
                - has figured out that mv(1) will move directories
                - has learned that "learn" doesn't help
                - somebody has shown him how to write C programs
                - once used sed to do some text substitution
                - has seen dbx used but does not use it himself
                - thinks that make is a only for wimps

expert          - uses sed when necessary
                - uses macro's in vi, uses ex when neccesary
                - posts news at every possible opportunity
                - write csh scripts occasionally
                - write C programs using vi and compiles with cc
                - has figured out what `&&' and '||' are for
                - thinks that human history started with '!h'

hacker          - uses sed and awk with comfort
                - uses undocumented features of vi
                - write C code with `cat >' and compiles with '!cc'
                - uses adb because he doesn't trust source debuggers
                - can answer questions about the user environment
                - writes his own nroff macros to supplement std. ones
                - write scripts for Bourne shell (/bin/sh)
                - knows how to install bug fixes

guru            - uses m4 and lex with comfort
                - writes assembly code with `cat >'
                - uses adb on the kernel while system is loaded
                - customizes utilities by patching the source
                - reads device driver source with his breakfast
                - can answer any unix question after a little thought
                - uses make for anything that requires two or more
                  distinct commands to achieve
                - has learned how to breach security but no longer 
                  needs to try

--
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	You know, when looking through this trying to classify what I 
think I am, I begin to settle on expert when I notice that so-called
experts are supposed to write csh scripts occasionally. 
        Well, NO EXPERT writes csh scripts!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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